3 Easy Steps to look like a Comment Spammer

I know times are pretty tough, and it is even harder to look like a comment spammer when you’re actually not. But today I took out time to go through my comments almost reading 50% of them, and I found these great techniques that very few of the commentators were aware of, ‘The secret formula of writing a spam comment‘. Moreover, everyone wants to be a comment spammer because…uh…it sounds cool and professional.
You always want to stand out in the big number of comments, and what else could be a better way to stand out other than comment spamming. Below are the sure fire ways to become a comment spammer over-night and getting all the ‘glory’ of a comment spammer.

Keep it Short and Appreciative

What better comment could there be when you’re on your way to become a comment spammer by writing a one line comment that applies everywhere. If you cannot see the clear win-win situation while writing the comment then you’re probably spam blind. I would recommend it for the following reasons:

1. It’s Short.
2. Applies everywhere.
3. It’s appreciative.
4. It sounds spammy. 

Create a supernatural story that fits everywhere

If you’re not in the mood of writing a really short comment, then just make a super-natural comment that you think people will be able to believe. Copy paste that on the latest post of every blog in your feed and then act calm as if nothing happened. That’s how your true spam skills will outshine the rest. You might consider writing something like this:

This is the best resource that I have found on the internet. Trust me, I don’t say that normally but when I do, I really mean it. I’m subscribing to your feeds right now and hope to see more of good content like this. Thanks once again!

If that comment was in your moderation panel would you delete it? Hell No, because you’ll actually believe that it is true. After the comment is about a week old, go to google put the whole comment between quotation marks and search for it. You’ll find out exactly what is going on. But yet again, a great comment spamming technique.

Add a little variety to the topic

This one works the best for spamming. All you have to do is stay a little off-topic because we can’t forget the golden rule:’Be different than others, while trying to act normal’. You might want to put a comment like this on an article which discusses how to make an e-book:

Yeah you’re right! I also saw the last episode of Naruto and it was totally amazing. I’m looking forward to more of such discussions on your blog. Thanks.

Well, that is about it. Mastering these three techniques, you can become a professional comment spammer over-night. After all, spamming is must when you want to make money on the internet. So take a grip of some good blogs and start spamming.
This entire post was just a joke, and I wrote this article just because I felt pissed at the way people wrote comments even when their intentions were not to spam. The line in the italics is not to be taken seriously at all!